I just stumbled across a great blog collecting hilariously weird descriptions of various movies and TV shows on Comcast's on-screen guide.  While not a Comcast customer, I've definitely seen some crazy things like this with my cable company, so I can relate. The best thing is that it's apparently someone's job to create these descriptions.  Man, I want that job. Check it out here:  http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/